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The Sick Note (why Paddy's not at work today)
C G C
Dear Sir I write this note to inform you of my plight
F C G
And at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight
F C G F
My body is all black and blue, my face a deathly gray
C G C
I write this note to tell why Paddy's not at work today
C G C
While working on the fourteenth floor, some bricks I had to clear
F C G
And to throw them down from off the top seemed quite a good idea
F C G F
But the gaffer wasn't very pleased, he was an awful sod
C G C
He said I had to cart them down the ladder in me hod.
C G C
Well clearing all those bricks by hand, it seemed so very slow
F C G
So I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below
F C G F
But in my haste to do the job, I was too blind to see
C G C
That a barrel full of building bricks is heavier than me.
C G C
So when I had untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead
F C G
And clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead
F C G F
I took off like a rocket and to my dismay I found
C G C
That half way up I met the bloody barrel coming down.
C G C
Well the barrel broke my shoulder as on to the ground it sped
F C G
And when I reached the top I banged the pulley with me head
F C G F
I held on tight, though numb with shock from this almighty blow
C G C
And the barrel spilled out half its load fourteen floors below
C G C
Now when those building bricks fell from the barrel to the floor
F C G
I then outweighed the barrel so I started down once more
F C G F
I held on tightly to the rope as I flew to the ground
C G C
And I landed on those building bricks that were scattered all
around.
C G C
Now as I lay there on the deck I thought I'd passed the worst
F C G
But when the barrel reached the top, that's when the bottom burst
F C G F
A shower of bricks came down on me, I knew I had no hope
C G C
In all of this confusion, I let go the bloody rope.
C G C
The barrel being heavier, it started down once more
F C G
And landed right on top of me as I lay on the floor
F C G F
It broke three ribs and my left arm, and I can only say
C G C
That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today.
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